Please ask New York Knick point guard Jalen Brunson to call
me. The New York Knicks are up 3 games to 1 in a playoff series for the first time
since forever, and I can’t hide my excitement. Yes, I know I’m supposed to act
like I’ve been here before, but I can’t. Last time the Knicks were here, we
were worried about Y2K, Prince was singing songs about 1999 and Bill Clinton
was taking private appointments with White House interns.
So as a Knicks fan, I’m bout to act a fool. I’m going to
rock my Knicks gear. I’m going to act happy, and if Jalen Brunson calls me, I’m
going to sell him the best house in New York. Maybe he would like the
Sunnyfield Horse Farm in Bedford for only $39 Million. It’s a four-bedroom
Colonial with seven barns on 214 acres. But Jalen doesn’t strike me as an equestrian,
because of that deadly crossover. He likes to keep his feet moving.
Maybe Jalen might go for the 24,000 SF Mansion on Stonewall
Farm in Somers for a cool $100 Million. It’s got 740 acres of land and I’m sure
he can fit a basketball court in the 36,000 SF building on the North side. He
would definitely invite his realtor to the pool party… right? Yep!
Whatever he buys, I’m here for it. Like that jump shot, my
unbridled enthusiasm can’t be contained. We’re cheering Go Knicks, we’re
enjoying the good times, and if any Knicks, Knick fans or Knick haters need a
place to live… AskHollingsworth.