Hello, mini me’s… It’s your favorite freekin’ mastermind, Dr. Evil, here to shed some light on a diabolical development in the real estate market of Westchester County. Brace yourselves, because the median price for single-family homes has surpassed the one million dollar mark for the first time ever. That’s right, $1,000,000. One. Million. Dollars. Muahahaha!
In June, the median sales price in Westchester County shot up to a staggering $1,050,000. Yes, you heard me correctly, and those homes don’t even have pools with sharks with freekin’ lasers on their heads.
This isn’t just a fluke; it’s a sign of a larger trend that’s taking over almost every region. Prices have risen sharply, where owning a home requires either an evil genius-level income or a stroke of sheer luck.
But let's be honest, who wouldn't want to live in Westchester? It’s close to New York City, boasts excellent schools, and offers that charming suburban lifestyle so many crave. Plus, it’s the perfect locale for plotting world domination—ample space for secret lairs and quick getaways.
My next evil plot is to buy investment property here to rent it out and make a ton of cash… Muahahaha… Muahahaha… Muahahaha… wait… somebody did that already?... oh… throw me a freekin’ bone here.. oh well… askhollingsworth.
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